Now folks, I’m just writing this to annoy him, because he wasn’t the nicest he could’ve been to me.
Of course you can have him. He’s a great counselor and I think you’ll love him and he’ll care a lot more about you than he did me and you won’t have to go through this chaotic confusing situation like I’ve been suffering through.
He’s learned even more now and will be able to help you in lots of ways and with various techniques in his therapist toolbox, he’s sure to know something that will help you improve your emotional well-being.
So good luck and enjoy having him all to yourselves without me there to be his most disliked client of all time.
Just don’t tell him that Resilient sent you, or he might give you the Resilient special which would be an abrupt termination that you might take a long time to get over emotionally.
You will be one of his favorites I’m sure!