Did our favorite Meanie Sex Symbol Hot Stripper Pretend Mental Health Counselor win the Almost Too Old to Matter Anymore contest for his professional contributions to his community down there in good ole Southwest Virginia?
Anybody want to fill me in? I don’t like looking up stuff about him and Google is always too willing to show me info on him I don’t even want to know. Blah.
But did he win?
For the Sexiest Therapist Under Forty Who Doesn’t Wear Sunblock Because He Doesn’t Want To?
That was the award that he was nominated for, isn’t that right?