Here’s the thing, my favorite fake therapist bully—
Your wife and ex wives and girlfriends and ex girlfriends can put all of their feelings for you together on one side of a scale
And it won’t equal how much I despise you on the other side
On a positive note—
I’m not here because I’m a smol girl pretend feminist who uses you for a security blanket so she doesn’t have to be scared and single in this manworld hellscape we live in
And I’m not here for your money or so you can buy me a house
And I’m not the first woman you’ve run out on but I do quite likely hate you more than the rest
This is top shelf hate, babe
And it’s all for you