She’s Got Bette Davis Undereyes

I’m so tired. My sleep has been too little for a week straight at least and I’m just so so tired. I’m leaning into my pale skin and dark circles look. It’s dramatic and more interesting, like I have a story instead of just being stressed and having to figure out a lot of issues which is hurting my sleep.

All of the pretty clients get to see The Mean Therapist, who I am still mad at, even when I’m tired. Because he just hurts me as much as he wants to and then he sleeps without a care in the world. I think he’s a bully for being mean to me, and yes I’m mad and tired and I’ve pretty much had it with that guy. I think he wants me to be poor and miserable and tired so he can laugh at me and justify that he’s basically a jerk.

I wish we were in a movie and I could bring drama down on him like he did to me.

Hey Client, at the end of this session, we’re going to get you a new therapist

Hey Therapist, at the end of this session we’re going to get you a new career.

Why would any therapist ever start a session the way he started that one with me.

In my opinion, he’s an asshole.

But yes I am tired in a dramatic and pretty kind of way.