Hello and welcome to the SSC. I hope you’ve settled comfortably into your room and have been able to explore our beautiful campus.
By now you’ve surely guessed that the SSC is where Silly Stupid Clients like you are sent after they’ve been terminated by their therapists.
This afternoon you’ll register for classes. There are so many great ones to choose from like Therapy After Therapy, Learning to Trust Again, Overcoming Personal Failure, Your Therapist Is Not Your Boyfriend, Be Yourself Without Being Insufferable, and Reality Check Reset.
Our methods are extraordinary and our success rate is 100%. Clients are sent to us broken and they leave us healthier and happier and less silly and stupid. We’ve helped thousands of broken clients and we will help you too.