The IT department at work is filled with losers. Today they sent an email saying they’ll be sending trick emails to us in the coming weeks. Fuck them. Those of us who actually work don’t have time to deal with their games.
I blocked everyone in the IT department and also blocked all of the addresses they’ve ever sent me emails from. Everything else that isn’t from the ten or so people I work directly with, I’m also deleting and blocking unread. Any emails that slip into my inbox from anyone in IT will get reported as phishing. Yes I’ve decided to report IT’s own emails to them as phishing attempts, because they suck and because I don’t value their time more than they value mine.
They gave us training from KnowBe4 or some shit like that and I think IT really should KnowBe4 they harass someone’s email, who the fuck it is that they’re harassing.
I want to hack into their emails so bad and send messages to the C-Suite that will get them in trouble. Just to thank them for the crappy job they do while some of us are actually working.
Fuck the IT department.
The tech bros are little bitches and the dormant hacker in me wants to wake up and play, but that’s bad.
So I’ll stay sweet and when anyone emails me anything at work—
I’ll block and delete.
Block, delete, repeat.
Block, delete, repeat.
Sorry I can’t reply.
I’m busy blocking those fuckwits.
And deleting those asshats.
Fuck the loser IT department.