Reluctant Celebrity

The Therapist is uncomfortable being a celebrity, and I don’t understand why.

He was always going to be a celebrity. He wins awards. He is loved by everyone in Virginia except for me and a few people who actually prefer me for unclear reasons.

Yes he’s a celebrity, but he shouldn’t be upset with me about it. If he didn’t want to be popular then he should be ugly and drama free. Obviously, The Therapist is neither of those.

Therapist, you have the body of a stripper or a hot model and you create drama, and that means you’re likely going to be famous, or infamous, so please stop acting like this is surprising.